Why buy the cow?

Dear Auntie Callisto,

My neighbor stole my cows and now I think he's trying to steal my wife. What is the best way to exact my revenge?

Sincerly,
Enraged Eldoris



Dear Enraged,

Which upsets you more? Stealing your cows or your wife? Not that it matters.

Sounds to me the best thing to do is make a steer. Then feed the chopped off bits to the cows.

Auntie Callisto