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Mood: Confused/Angry or is that Angry/Confused? Oh let's be honest. For me "mood" just means "what flavor of anger today?"

Listening to: A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails

If I were in Monty Python and the Holy Grail I would be:


Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!


What Monty Python Character are you?
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If you want to gab at me write me at AuntieCallisto on the gmail account.

Now let's hear from the little people...

Dear Auntie Callisto

What can I do to improve my bridge game and get these women to stop hanging on me?

Much love and cannabis,
Omar Shareefer
Cairo

When the other team table talks, I suggest giving them a warning growl. If that doesn't work, cutting off a hand does wonders for my game. If you want to stop women from hanging, try using an axe.

Dear Auntie Callisto

I have a potluck supper to attend next week. Any ideas for a dish?

Ladiesfingers are always a big hit. Especially if you leave the rings on. A tasty gelatin dessert can be a welcome addition. Just call it nectar and watch it disappear!